Today is the last of this month.
Tomorrow the next is begunth.
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It's one thing to be of a certain age;
another to be at the sticky slope stage...
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The trouble with November is it's nearly December.
With all the looking forward, it's hard to remember.
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Porridge, first thing in the morning, sets you up.
Pan, last thing at night, gets you down.
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Christmas slog the modern way:
buy on Amazon; flog on ebay.
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Where put tree, I've no idea:
choc-a-bloc with new Ikea.
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By night, the City's a-whirl with glitter;
By night and day, it's swirling with litter.
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Up to London for the day!
Motorway delays each way.
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Meter whizzing, cost getting higher,
and that's just lights; forget the fire!
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Bargain..., prize..., incredible deal...
All I want is an edible meal.
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Which shampoo? The '3 for 2'?
The '10% extra' ? I haven't a clue.
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Toothpastes for cleaner, for whiter, strong...
Which ones are right and which ones wrong?
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When you buy a house, you buy damp and mould...
No wonder the previous owners sold!
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Sunday's for chilling out and eating large amounts
and hanging out... the washing, and doing the accounts.
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Pretty, frilly, sunlit frost!
Pretty chilly - one glove lost.
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Cards by email: lazy?
By snail mail: crazy!
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A fine day for a bonfire, but check the wind, I should:
you wouldn't want to wreck your neighbours' wash -
or perhaps you would?
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When, oh when, will the builder turn up?
When no better work turns up.
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Bring back the carrier bird!
Postal prices are absurd!
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Fresh day! Fresh start!
Fresh attempt to make the car start!
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Down M4 I'll soon be cruising -
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Counting down to the big day!
Counting up for the big pay.
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Squeezing, squeezing out last toothpaste,
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I have three left gloves, one mitton
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Negotiating country lanes...
If only SatNav had some brains!
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