Christmas rhymes & shows

Funny Christmas rhymes

More Christmas rhymes like the one below can be browsed on my Humorous page.

Comedy Poetry & Song Shows

How about a special Christmas Comedy Poetry & Song Show for your group, club, society or local gathering? See Contact, or take a look at my website page: The Mad Side of Mod (poemsforfun.wordpress.com).  

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What’s in a Card?

Jollity and seasonal cheer!
(We had a diabolical year.)

Sorry to hear you’re in a mess!
(Our year’s been a great success!)

Don’t know how your card came to find us.
Don’t know who you are: please remind us!

Wishing you a great New Year!
(And wishing you'd reciprocate, dear.)

Nice to hear you, to hear you nice,
but you’ve sent us your card twice.

Passing through on Christmas Day,
en route to our holiday!
See you for a chat and that -
just me and Pat - plus kids, dogs, cat...
Perhaps stay night, if that’s alright,
and share your Boxing Day!”

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Written by, and copyright of, Kate Williams.
All rights reserved.
Plenty more on other pages.
To discuss Comedy Poetry Shows and/or make a booking,ring 01446 760124 or email: katewilliams.poetry@gmail.com

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