Giving a plant this Christmas? Here are some presentation ideas:
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Written by, and copyright of Kate Williams~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
More Christmas rhymes like the one below can be browsed on my Humorous page.
Comedy Poetry & Song Shows
How about a special Christmas Comedy Poetry & Song Show for your group, club, society or local gathering? See Contact, or take a look at my website page: The Mad Side of Mod (poemsforfun.wordpress.com).
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Gift-wrapping Your Plant
Ribbon tends to bend the leaves.
Sticky tape is worse.
Festive bags end up in rags,
and paper is a curse.
Sticky tape is worse.
Festive bags end up in rags,
and paper is a curse.
So leave it bare, to breathe the air,
watering lightly first…
watering lightly first…
Although, that said, if it’s dead,
or going over, by the time you hand it over,
put all that in reverse!
or going over, by the time you hand it over,
put all that in reverse!
Wrap it after all – with ribbon and all,
and frills and bows and – who knows? – a silver ball!
Then leave it on a table with a nice, shiny label,
inscribed with a jolly little verse!
and frills and bows and – who knows? – a silver ball!
Then leave it on a table with a nice, shiny label,
inscribed with a jolly little verse!
Or just give the verse.
Written by, and copyright of Kate Williams~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
More Christmas rhymes like the one below can be browsed on my Humorous page.
Comedy Poetry & Song Shows
How about a special Christmas Comedy Poetry & Song Show for your group, club, society or local gathering? See Contact, or take a look at my website page: The Mad Side of Mod (poemsforfun.wordpress.com).
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